Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
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At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
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I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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