That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
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I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
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Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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