I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
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It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
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Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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