just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
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I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
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Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
They have beer where we have blood.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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