I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
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The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
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Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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