RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
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So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
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I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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