People with herpes should wear stickers.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
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Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
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I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
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