I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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