Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
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at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
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What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
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