i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
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What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
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I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
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