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  bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?

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• If you vag is like an open Pringles can, you need help.

  Submitted by cfreymarc on Jan 15, 12 at 6:08pm

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• This was on FML a couple days ago.

  Submitted by Ritard on Jan 15, 12 at 2:07pm

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  • I knew I read this somewhere else before! freaking cheaters!

    Submitted by brokenbydisaster on Jan 15, 12 at 8:21pm

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• If it was on fml a few days ago, couldn't the op have posted it on both sites? Not like there's some rule about how many sites you can post your shitty life stories on

  Submitted by uchicago on Jan 15, 12 at 3:23pm

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• or...maybe two people just happened to think of the same metaphor?\nand let's draw this model to scale here. maybe the vaj isn't what's out of proportion...

  Submitted by 20th_century_fox on Mar 15, 12 at 3:26am

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• Lay off the pringles and maybe somebody worth a damn will want to fuck you!

  Submitted by DOGFARTS on Jan 15, 12 at 7:23pm

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• The fuck is this?

  Submitted by Nero905 on Jan 15, 12 at 2:58pm

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• You must have a loose vagina. Probably shouldn't fuck as many guys as you do.

  Submitted by jj04 on Jan 15, 12 at 3:53pm

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• does nobody ever consider the fact that maybe, just maybe, the same person posted this on both fml and tfln? they obviously seem to go together...

  Submitted by freefallin4eva on Jan 15, 12 at 4:29pm

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• it'd be ok if it was the same person who posted.. but it doesn't seem like it. if you read the FML she noted that it was her boyfriend who she had to explain that to... this text seems like a one night stand.

  Submitted by tpfhela on Jan 16, 12 at 1:33am

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• could be someone just borrowing the metaphor? How many pringle-vag manatees are out there, anyway?

  Submitted by technoir on Jan 16, 12 at 8:32am

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• First off, I've had sex with a few and never ever have they felt like noodles neither did one of there fingers! So you might wanna do something about that pussy of yours because I sure as hell don't have any problems like that!!!!

  Submitted by torrie0490 on Jan 15, 12 at 7:12pm

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• Tebowesque effort.

  Submitted by BirdDog on Jan 15, 12 at 2:21pm

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• Quit kidding yourself! You know you secretly look for guys who can't keep it up. I bet that's what gets your rocks off! ;D

  Submitted by toshaama on Jan 16, 12 at 6:05am

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• If you have pringle can pussy everything probably feels like overcooked pasta. You'd have to be fisted to have your walls touched

  Submitted by mrwowzers on Jan 16, 12 at 12:29pm

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• This was on fml

  Submitted by bacardicmu on Jan 15, 12 at 2:58pm

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• I feel morally obligated to slap everyone who said something about this being unoriginal. I'm starting to question my morals...

  Submitted by Fallibility on Feb 6, 12 at 12:52am

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• This was on FLM first. Stop posting this crap

  Submitted by invernomuto on Jan 15, 12 at 3:17pm

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• Cuz you do to much cocaine

  Submitted by infinetesmiles on Aug 14, 12 at 1:10am

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• Shouldn't be as much of a slut

  Submitted by XxVVIREDxX on Jan 15, 12 at 2:56pm

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• Ahahahahahahaha, I didn't see this on fml, and it is hilarious!

  Submitted by yewinnhard on Jan 16, 12 at 4:34am

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• It's like throwing a hot dog down a hallway! That's the metaphor we always used.

  Submitted by OneCoolCustomer on Jan 17, 12 at 11:10pm

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• I can almost fit my fist inside a Pringles can.

  Submitted by UniqueNordic on Jan 16, 12 at 10:54am

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• I swear I just saw this on FML...

  Submitted by jwest15 on Jan 16, 12 at 12:18am

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• The one on FML said she explains to her boyfriend that sex between them was like picking up and overlooked noodle with a Pringles can. This tfln story sounds like it was a one night stand, or of course fake.

  Submitted by jake92hsv on Jan 16, 12 at 1:29am

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• Gah I knew this sounded familiar...

  Submitted by dancer32196 on Jan 16, 12 at 12:42am

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• Zero effort 541

  Submitted by 4theCuse on Jan 15, 12 at 2:43pm

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