I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
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It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
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This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
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