I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
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I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
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spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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