Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
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I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
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Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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