my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
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I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
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They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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