i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
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At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
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There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
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