Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
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Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
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i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
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