After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
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he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
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No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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