dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
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The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
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I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
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