wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
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I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
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Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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