Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
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he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
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I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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