the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
I had new employee orientation at the YMCA today. I showed up with a hangover, a black eye, scratches down my arm, and a sore throat from puking gin and keystone.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
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If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
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Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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