Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
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Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
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Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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