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  • Submitted by blackNmild on Apr 1, 10 at 11:40am

    i can identify with this......masturbation can wait, but my chopper gunner can't.

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    Submitted by R3dBaron on Apr 1, 10 at 1:28pm

    Play bad company 2 if you want a fun shooter. MW2 is full of 12 yr old fags and cheating bullshit

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    Submitted by maskedman on Apr 1, 10 at 10:42am

    Call of Duty has replaced me having sex with my girlfriend and I'm very cool with that. I still keep masturbation around though because it's fast and efficient.

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    Submitted by marlishizzle on Apr 1, 10 at 10:59am

    Woooo!! COD6!!! My BF kindof replaced our sexlife with his enemy killing spree... But then I started playing. So all is rite in the world... ;)

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    Submitted by cazzo on Apr 1, 10 at 10:53am

    Yeah no chafing for you, for now!

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    Submitted by JERSEYBOY908 on Apr 1, 10 at 11:07am

    hmmm why not do both at the same time? or beat a level than celebrate by beating your meat

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    Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Apr 1, 10 at 10:36am

    April Fools? I hope?!

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    Submitted by hidolly on Apr 1, 10 at 3:51pm

    Hahaha fooo shooo

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    Submitted by Mr12000 on Apr 1, 10 at 12:21pm

    Too bad that game is a load of shit. But no Infinity Ward, go ahead and put out a map pack before you make your game playable again. That'll fix your problems.

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      Submitted by Mr12000 on Apr 1, 10 at 12:46pm

      Wahhhhhh I'm gonna thumbs down a true statement because if it came true I would lose! BOOBEEBOO

  • 64 69
    Submitted by Herschel on Apr 1, 10 at 10:08pm

    You're doing it wrong.

  • 66 73
    Submitted by cjhoops on Apr 1, 10 at 12:16pm

    Nuke>getting pussy ahahah

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    Submitted by lill_bill on Dec 19, 11 at 2:24am

    Niiice

  • 52 46
    Submitted by spunky87 on Apr 1, 10 at 7:42pm

    great game....

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    Submitted by xxstevemarcxx on Apr 2, 10 at 10:27am

    What if you maturbate to call of duty? Wait, that would be weird.

  • 67 83
    Submitted by Momosan on Apr 1, 10 at 10:55am

    Tango down!!

  • 56 61
    Submitted by Epimetheus on Apr 1, 10 at 10:42am

    It's better than a drinking problem! \n\nUnless, I mean, if you have that too

  • 59 68
    Submitted by frootyboom8 on Apr 1, 10 at 11:45am

    Dude me too!!!

  • 63 77
    Submitted by DaOven on Apr 1, 10 at 2:13pm

    It's that stimulus pack!! Damn infinity ward!!

  • 55 62
    Submitted by CumGuzzler on Apr 1, 10 at 5:59pm

    Me fucking too!

  • 57 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 1, 10 at 2:17pm

    12:16 I have to disagree.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 2, 10 at 3:31am

    Gotta go with bad company 2 on this one man... Mw2 still full of campers

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    Submitted by Siiid on Apr 3, 10 at 12:57am

    What the hell is with this game?!!?!

  • 56 69
    Submitted by Ebake09 on Apr 2, 10 at 5:24pm

    To all the people hattin on MW2, get better. Yes there is glitches and campers. That's the game. Make the most of it. There is camping in any shooter that is online. And whose to say you cannot do the same damn thing. As for the text well your on your own there buddy. Pussy=win.

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    Submitted by lexluther on Apr 2, 10 at 3:51am

    never

  • 56 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 1, 10 at 3:49pm

    Worm Hands

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    Submitted by billy2019 on Apr 1, 10 at 11:48am

    Best game ever! Add me dog canada. ! Join my clan! DoG whch is disciples of gaming! A mature gaming community with lots of fun stuff and prises to win!

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    Submitted by dk3 on Apr 1, 10 at 6:41pm

    That's why they give you a 40 second intermission between matches. Put that time to good use. We all know you ready have all your classes set up the way you wanted with cute little names to remember which is which. We've all been there.

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    Submitted by XxLundqvistx30X on Jul 4, 10 at 4:02pm

    1:28 THANK YOU!!!!!!!!

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    Submitted by OaklandLady on Apr 2, 10 at 5:29am

    I kinda feel that way about God of War...