Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
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obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
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Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
There are leaves in my underwear?
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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