Kareoke will never be a sober sport
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
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Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
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No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
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Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
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Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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