I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
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having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
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think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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