Betty ford says i'm here all night
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
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So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
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Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
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