well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
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i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
they're like a gay fantastic four
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
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yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
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