office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
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im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
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So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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