Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
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Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
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We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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