we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
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walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
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While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
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