You're completely useless in the revolution.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
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I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
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So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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