Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
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We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
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Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
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