Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
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She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
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Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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