he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
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In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
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Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
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I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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