Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
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Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
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I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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