i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
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Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
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Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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