Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
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I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
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Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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