Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
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How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
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Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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