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  • 104 37
    Submitted by porksword on Oct 6, 11 at 3:50pm
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    I've never heard Dane Cook tell a joke?!?!

    • 44 34
      Submitted by BobLoblaw138 on Oct 6, 11 at 7:02pm
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      If only we could be so lucky...

  • 81 47
    Submitted by Duicew1 on Oct 6, 11 at 3:17pm
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    I've got an idea, why don't we all add a comment ripping off a Dane Cook Joke so the OP doesn't look so pathetic.

    • 41 52
      Submitted by cont8gious on Oct 6, 11 at 11:41pm
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      how about you're a douchebag?

      • 38 42
        Submitted by heiress21 on Oct 7, 11 at 1:31am
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        really..more Dane Cook styled posts from you..gonna tell us about your "friend Karen that's always a bag of douche"?! just lay off the Dane Cook for awhile than try again!!!

      • 42 56
        Submitted by Duicew1 on Oct 7, 11 at 4:36pm
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        Ooh, gee... Did we strike a nerve?

  • 72 46
    Submitted by kiersjimbo on Oct 6, 11 at 6:35pm
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    Did the cab driver hit 88 miles per hour? Cause you'll have a hard time creating the 1.21 jigawatts to get home..

    • 34 43
      Submitted by doomsauced on Oct 6, 11 at 7:02pm
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      Damn, you beat me to it.

      • 34 39
        Submitted by GA_Peach on Oct 8, 11 at 11:19pm
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        Lol, I need you two as friends! Awesome, just awesome.

  • 54 35
    Submitted by fucksyourmother on Oct 6, 11 at 8:20pm
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    Be thankful someone was considerate enough to send you back to 1985 marty mcfly

  • 46 39
    Submitted by porksword on Oct 6, 11 at 6:00pm
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    19.85

  • 49 45
    Submitted by ly0ntamer on Oct 6, 11 at 4:33pm
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    Playing the clits from the eighties, nineties and today.

  • 46 40
    Submitted by MadF00L on Oct 6, 11 at 6:53pm
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    Ripoff, but funny.

  • 47 59
    Submitted by cont8gious on Oct 6, 11 at 8:15pm
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    I am in fact the OP. fuck dane cook. and the fare at the time was $19.85. what wasn't posted was my response, which said "Jesus."

  • 38 48
    Submitted by ComboBreaker28 on Oct 6, 11 at 5:16pm
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    how bout no

  • 39 52
    Submitted by McFatty60 on Oct 7, 11 at 9:05am
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    This is fucking stupid

  • 47 68
    Submitted by GA_Peach on Oct 6, 11 at 5:43pm
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    So debating with my husband, was the cab fare $85.19 or $19.85?

    • 31 40
      Submitted by Crazycraig916 on Oct 6, 11 at 6:10pm
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      85 past or 19.85

      • 30 39
        Submitted by GA_Peach on Oct 6, 11 at 10:15pm
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        Yeah...norco high made me confused lol thx...still high and my severely sprained ankle feels much happier...now if only it was the right size and less colorful...