Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
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that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
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We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
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