If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
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We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
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If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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