i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
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So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
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Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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