I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
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He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
This is classic penis vs brain.
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I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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