I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
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your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
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I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
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