I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
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I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
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He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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