Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
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do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
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Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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