i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
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At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
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We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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