is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
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He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
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New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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