At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
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I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
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HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
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