Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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